When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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