I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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