you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
It's just like the Real World with babies
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
