When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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