remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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