dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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