Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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