just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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