he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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