when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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