How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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