At least make sure they are 18
Why
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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