I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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