Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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