You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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