I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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