): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I lost the right to judge tonight
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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