As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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