We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
wow bdsm is so cute
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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