Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Randomize
