what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Randomize