Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
is that a dick in a sweater?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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