He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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