Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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