oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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