Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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