so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my shit smells like andre
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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