Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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