white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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