i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
4 words: hood of his car
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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