He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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