Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
The ass gains better be worth it
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