If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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