She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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