Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
two words: eviction party
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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