Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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