in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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