a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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