Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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