she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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