2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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