at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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