I need help removing her.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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