idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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