Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
it was like eating out sand paper
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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