Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
tell me about the eggs
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