Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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