I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My vagina is officially offended.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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