hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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