Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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