Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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