Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
