So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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