its not stalking. its research.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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