I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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