Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Randomize
