I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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